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Humor Lucu: Karena kacang mete
Sebuah bus melaju di
jalan raya ketika seorang nenek menepuk bahu supir bus, dia menawarkan kepada
supir segenggam kacang mete supir ini menerima pemberian nenek sambil
mengucapkan terimaksih.
5 menit kemudian nenek
tersebut pun menepuk bahu sang supir dan memberikan segenggam kacang mete lagi.
Sang supirpun bertanya kepada nenek tersebut
Supir: “nenek kok baik
banget kenapa kacang mete nya gak di makan sendiri aja nek”
Nenek: “gak mungkin saya makan kacang mete ini dengan gigi palsu saya susah mengunyah kacangnya”
Nenek: “gak mungkin saya makan kacang mete ini dengan gigi palsu saya susah mengunyah kacangnya”
Supir: “kenapa nenek
membelinya?”
Nenek: “tadi saya membeli
sekotak coklat dan hanya menghisap coklatnya yang menempel di kacang mete itu”
Supir: “???” (muntah)
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Humor Story:
Because of cashews
A bus drove on the
highway when a grandmother patted the bus driver's shoulder, he offered the
driver a handful of cashew nuts the driver received the gift of grandmother
while saying thank you.
5 minutes later the
grandmother patted the driver's shoulder and gave another handful of cashews
The driver also asked the
grandmother
Driver:
"Grandma, why it was really
good why the cashew did not eat by yourself, Grandma"
Grandmother:
“it was impossible if I eat these cashews with my fake teeth, I have a hard
time chewing on the nuts”
Driver :
“so, why did you buy it?”
Grandmother:
“I bought a box of chocolates and just sucked the chocolate sticking to the
cashews”
Driver: “???” (vomit)
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