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Cerita Humor Lucu: Karena kacang mete

Sebuah bus melaju di jalan raya ketika seorang nenek menepuk bahu supir bus, dia menawarkan kepada supir segenggam kacang mete supir ini menerima pemberian nenek sambil mengucapkan terimaksih.

5 menit kemudian nenek tersebut pun menepuk bahu sang supir dan memberikan segenggam kacang mete lagi. Sang supirpun bertanya kepada nenek tersebut

Supir: “nenek kok baik banget kenapa kacang mete nya gak di makan sendiri aja nek”
Nenek: “gak mungkin saya makan kacang mete ini dengan gigi palsu saya susah mengunyah kacangnya”

Supir: “kenapa nenek membelinya?”

Nenek: “tadi saya membeli sekotak coklat dan hanya menghisap coklatnya yang menempel di kacang mete itu”

Supir: “???” (muntah)

References:

http://www.uniqpost.com/cerita-lucu/

English Version

Humor Story: Because of cashews

A bus drove on the highway when a grandmother patted the bus driver's shoulder, he offered the driver a handful of cashew nuts the driver received the gift of grandmother while saying thank you.

5 minutes later the grandmother patted the driver's shoulder and gave another handful of cashews

The driver also asked the grandmother

Driver:            "Grandma, why it was really good why the cashew did not eat by yourself, Grandma"

Grandmother: “it was impossible if I eat these cashews with my fake teeth, I have a hard time chewing on the nuts”

Driver :           “so, why did you buy it?”

Grandmother: “I bought a box of chocolates and just sucked the chocolate sticking to the cashews”

Driver:            “???” (vomit)

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Kembalikan Rambutku!

By Billy |  26 January 2018

Cerita Nyata

Ini adalah cerita yang saya dengar dari teman pramugari. Ada satu teman kita sebut saja namanya Elis yang juga seorang pramugari.

Elis bekerja sebagai pramugari di salah satu maskapai terkenal. Dia tipe perempuan yang sangat memperhatikan penampilannya. Dan salah satu yang paling dia perhatikan adalah rambutnya. Kalau bisa dibilang, rambut merupakan bagian dirinya yang paling dia sukai dan jaga. Jadi tidak heran jika dia sangat memperhatikan setiap detil-detil perawatan yang harus dilakukan untuk mahkotanya.

Kisah ini bermula saat dia pergi ke salah satu salon langganannya. Malam minggu itu dia akan menghadiri pesta kondangan.

Sebagai pelanggan setia, dia pun juga sudah akrab dengan hair stylist yang biasanya yang menangani rambutnya. Untuk model kali ini hair stylistnya mengandalkan hair extension untuk membuat penampilan yang elegan. Elis sangat puas dengan hasil kerja sang stylist.

Pesta di malam hari berlalu begitu saja. Tidak ada sesuatu yang terlalu menarik untuk kita bahas. Cerita intinya terjadi saat dia pulang kembali ke kost-nya. Dia tinggal berdua dengan salah satu temannya.

Kamar sudah gelap. Temannya sudah tidur duluan. Elis pelan-pelan memasuki kamar. Setelah gosok gigi dan cuci wajah, dia pun siap-siap tidur. Dia memenjamkan matanya. Namun entah kenapa dia merasa tidak tenang. Ada perasaan tidak enak di dalam hatinya.

Seperti seseorang sedang menatapnya. Pelan-pelan dia membuka matanya dan sekelebat seperti ada nenek yang berdiri di samping ranjangnya. Namun saat matanya terbuka lebar, ternyata kosong. Ranjang seberang temannya masih sedang tidur nyenyak.

Merasa dirinya mungkin kecapaian, dia akhirnya kembali memenjamkan matanya dan tertidur…

Saat itu Minggu pagi, dan Elis sedang di kamar mandi sikat gigi.

Tiba-tiba dia mendengar teriakan temannya. Buru-buru Elis berlari keluar. Temannya dengan gemetar menunjuk ke arah ranjang Elis. Ternyata ada segumpal rambut di atas kasurnya. Elis agak syok juga. Dari mana rambut itu berasal. Namun dia tiba-tiba teringat kalau kemarin siang dia habis dari salon. Mungkin hasil pekerjaan si hair stylist kurang ok sehingga rambutnya lepas.

Buru-buru Elis menjelaskan ke temannya, baru si teman itu agak tenang.

Malam harinya saat dia akan tidur lagi, kembali ada perasaan tidak enak. Tetapi kali ini dia merasa lebih parah. Dia tahu sebetulnya di kamar tidak ada apa-apa. Tetapi entah kenapa nalurinya berontak. Dia akhirnya kembali membuka mata untuk meyakinkan dirinya sendiri bahwa di kamarnya situ tidak ada apa-apa. Selain hanya temannya saja.

Dan betul saja, saat dia membuka matanya, seorang nenek berdiri tepat di sampingnya.

Elis, mengusap-usap matanya, tetapi nenek itu masih tetap ada. Elis sangat ingat. Itu adalah bayangan nenek yang dia lihat sekilas semalam! Nenek itu terlihat sangat tidak senang. Mulutnya bergerak-gerak seolah-olah membicarakan sesuatu. Jantung Elis berdegup kencang. Nenek itu terlihat sedang marah-marah, tetapi suaranya terdengar seperti bisikan yang kacau. Elis tidak menangkap apa yang diomongkan sang nenek.

Dan dengan sangat tiba-tiba saja suara bisikan itu berubah menjadi teriakan nyaring.

“KEMBALIKAN RAMBUTKU!”

Elis langsung terbangun. Sekujur badannya keringat. Luar masih malam. Tetapi dia tidak bisa tidur sepanjang malam setelah itu. Mimpi tadi terlalu nyata. Dia mulai merasa ada yang tidak beres dengan rambutnya. Tetapi ada apa dengan rambutnya?

Lalu dia pun teringat. Dia menggunakan sambungan rambut. Mungkinkah itu penyebabnya?

Hari Senin pagi Elis buru-buru ke salon untuk meminta kejelasannya ke hair stylist-nya itu. Sang hair stylist tidak bisa langsung memberikan jawaban, tetapi berjanji akan mencoba melacak kembali asal usul rambutnya itu.

Beberapa minggu kemudian akhirnya Elis pun mendapat jawaban. Ternyata rambut yang dipasangkannya itu adalah rambut asli milik seorang nenek. Nenek ini sangat menyukai rambutnya dan merawatnya dengan sangat baik. Saat meninggal, ada salah satu anggota keluarga yang memutuskan memotong rambut sang nenek untuk dijual (karena rambutnya yang sangat bagus dan panjang). Dan rambut itulah yang dipakaikan ke Elis.

Nenek itu sepertinya tidak suka rambutnya dipakai siapapun, itu sebabnya Elis diganggu. Setelah mengetahui kondisinya seperti itu, mereka akhirnya memutuskan rambut itu dibakar saja. Hanya setelah itulah Elis pun baru bisa lega.

Source text:

https://www.ceritamistis.com/kembalikan-rambutku/

ENGLISH VERSION

GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR!

By Billy | 26 January 2018

True story

This is a story I heard from my stewardess friend. There was one friend we called her name Elis who was also a stewardess.

Elis worked as a stewardess at one of the well-known airlines. She's the type of woman who was very concerned about her appearance. And the one she noticed the most was his hair. If we can say, hair was the part of her that she liked the most and kept it. So wasn't be surprised if she was very attentive to every care detail that must be done for his crown.

This story began when she went to one of her            salons. That Saturday night she would attend a wedding party.

As a loyal customer, she was also already familiar with the hair stylist who usually handled her hair. For this model, the hair stylist relied on hair extensions to create an elegant appearance. Elis was very satisfied with the work of the stylist.

Partying at night just passed. There was nothing too interesting to discuss. The main story happened when she went home to her boarding house. She lived alone with one of her friends.

The room was dark. Her friend had gone to bed first. Elis slowly entered the room. After brushed her teeth and washed her face, she was ready to sleep. She closed her eyes. But somehow she felt uneasy. There was an unpleasant feeling in her heart.

Like someone was staring at her. Slowly she opened her eyes and flashed like a grandmother standing beside her bed. But when her eyes opened wide, it turned out to be empty. The opposite bed there, his friend was still sleeping soundly.

Feeling she might be exhausted, she finally closed back her eyes and fell asleep ….

It was Sunday morning, and Elis was in the bathroom brushing her teeth. Suddenly she heard the shout of her friend. Hurriedly Elis ran out. Her friend trembled pointing at Elis's bed. Apparently there was a lump of hair on the bed. Elis was rather shocked too. Where the hair came from. But she suddenly remembered that yesterday afternoon she was out of the salon. Maybe the work of the hair stylist was not so good that the hair is loose.

Elis hurriedly explained to her friend, then the friend was rather calm.

At night when she would sleep again, there was an unpleasant feeling again. But this time she felt worse. She knew there was nothing in the room. But for some reason her instincts rebelled. She finally opened her eyes to convince herself that there was nothing in her room. Besides being just her friend.

And sure enough, when she opened his eyes, a grandmother stood right beside her. Elis rubbed her eyes, but the grandmother was still there. Elis really remembers. It was the image of the grandmother she had seen at a glance last night! The grandmother looked very unhappy. His mouth moved as if talking about something. Elis's heart beat fast. The grandmother looked angry, but her voice sounded like a chaotic whisper. Elis did not catch what the grandmother said.

And very suddenly the sound of the whisper turned into a loud cry.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR!"

Elis immediately woke up. His whole body sweat. It's still late at night. But he couldn't sleep all night after that. The dream was too real. He began to feel something was wrong with his hair. But what's with the hair?

Then She remembered. She uses an extension hair. Could that be the cause?

On Monday morning Elis hurried to the salon to ask for clarity to the hair stylist. The hair stylist cannot immediately give an answer, but promises to try to trace the origin of the hair back.

A few weeks later Elis finally got an answer. It turned out that the hair she was used was real hair belonging to a grandmother. This grandmother really liked her hair and took good care of her. When she died, one of the family members decided to cut off the grandmother's hair for sale (because her hair was very nice and long). And that hair is put on Elis.

The grandmother didn't seem to like her hair to be worn by anyone, that's why Elis was disturbed. After learning about his condition, they finally decided that the hair would be burned. Only after that did Elis become relieved.

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Cerita Rakyat Indonesia Dongeng Keong Mas dari Jawa Timur

Pada zaman dahulu kala. Hiduplah seorang Raja yang bernama Kertamarta. Ia memimpin sebuah kerajaan yang sangat indah dan megah, kerajaan tersebut adalah kerajaan Daha. Raja Kertamarta mempunyai dua orang Putri yang cantik, Dewi Galuh dan Candra Kirana. Kehidupan mereka sangat bahagia dan berkecukupan.

Pada suatu hari, datanglah seorang Pangeran tampan dari kerajaan Kahuripan. Pangeran tersebut bernama Raden Inu Kertapati. Kedatangan Pangeran ke kerajaan Daha adalah untuk melamar salah satu Putri Raja, yaitu Candra Kirana. Kedatangan dan maksud Pangeran sangat di sambut baik oleh Raja Kertamarta. Putri Candra Kirana pun menerima lamaran Pangeran Raden Inu Kertapati.

Karena pertunangan itu lah membuat Dewi Galuh merasa sangat iri. Ia menaruh hati pada Raden Inu Kertapati dan merasa dirinyalah yang lebih cocok menjadi tunangannya. Dari perasaan irilah kemudian berkembang menjadi perasaan benci. Dewi Galuh mulai merencanakan untuk menyingkirkan Candra Kirana dari kerajaan.

Suatu hari, secara diam-diam Putri Dewi Galuh pergi menemui sorang penyihir jahat. Ia meminta bantuan kepada Penyihir untuk menyihir Candra Kirana menjadi sesuatu yang menjijikan dan Pangeran Raden Inu menjauhinya. Ia pun berharap menjadi pengganti Candra Kirana sebagai tunangannya.

Penyihir pun menyetujui permintaan Dewi Galuh. Namun, Penyihir tidak dapat masuk istana karena akan menimbulkan sebuah kecurigaan. Akhirnya, Dewi Galu mempunyai siasat untuk memfitnah Candra Kirana, sehingga ia di usir dari kerajaan. Candra Kirana meninggalkan kerajaan dengan perasaan sedih. Di tengah perjalanan ia bertemu dengan penyihir jahat dan menyihir Candra Kirana menjadi Keong Mas. Setelah berhasil menyihir Candra Kirana, penyihir langsug membuangnya ke sungai.

‘’ Kutukanmu akan hilang, jika kamu dapat bertemu dengan tunanganmu Pangeran Raden Inu.’’ Ujar Penyihir.

Suatu hari, seorang Nenek sedang mencari ikan dengan menggunakan jala. Akhirnya, Keong Mas ikut tersangkut oleh jala tersebut. Melihat betapa indahnya Keong Mas yang ia dapatkan. Si Nenek langsung membawanya pulang dan di simpannya Keong Mas di tempayan. Nenek tersebut memelihara Keong Mas dengan baik dan memberikan makan, agar tidak mati.

Keesokan harinya, sang Nenek kembali ke sungai untuk mencari Ikan. Namun, tidak satu pun yang ia dapatkan. Karena sudah terlalu lama tapi tidak mendaptkan hasil. Ia pun segera memutuskan untuk pulang kerumah.

Ketika Nenek sampai di rumah. Ia sangat terkejut. Ia melihat makanan yang sangat enak sudah tersedia di atas mejanya. Ia merasa sangat heran dan bertanya-tanya siapa yang sudah membuatkan makanan ini.

Setiap hari kejadian serupa terus terjadi. Karena merasa penasaran. Sang Nenek memutuskan untuk pura-pura pergi ke laut. Sebenarnya ia ingin tahua dan mengintip siapa yang sudah membuatkan makanan setiap hari.

Sang nenek sangat terkejut. Melihat Keong Mas yang ia simpan di tempayan berubah menjadi seorang gadis yang cantik jelita. Gadis cantik tersebut langsung meniapkan makanan di atas meja. Karena rasa penasarannya, Sang Nenek langsung menghampiri Gadis cantik tersebut

“ Siapa kamu Putri yang cantik? Dan dari manakah asalmu?”. Tanya sang Nenek

Keong Mas yang berubah menjadi wujud aslinya yaitu Candra Kirana sangat terkejut melihat kedatangan Sang Nenek yang tiba-tiba. Akhirnya, Candra Kirana menjelaskan siapa ia sebenarnya. Dan menceritakan kenapa ia berubah menjadi Keong Mas. Setelah menjelaskan kepada Sang Nenek, Candra Kirana pun kembali berubah wujud menjadi Keong Mas.

Sementara, Pangeran Raden In uterus mencari Putri Candra Kirana yang mendadak hilang entah kemana. Namun, kabar dari Candra Kirana pun tidak dapat ia dapatkan. Pangeran Raden Inu kertapati sangat yakin bahwa Candra Kirana masih hidup. karena kenyakinan itu membuat Raden Inu tidak berhenti mencari. Ia pun berjanji, tidak akan kembali ke kerajaan sebelum menemukan tunangannya Candra Kirana.

Akhirnya, Penyihir jahat mengetahui bahwa Pangeran Raden sedang mencari Candra Kirana. Ia mencari cara agar Pangeran tidak dapat menemukan Candra Kirana. Ia pun menyamar menjadi seekor Burung Gagak.

Di tengah perjalanan, Raden Inu di kejutkan oleh Burug Gagak yang dapat bicara. Burung Gagak tersebut mengetahui tujuannya. Pangeran yang merasa senang dan menganggap Burung tersbut tahu dimana keberadaan candra Kirana. Ia pun mengiikuti petunjuk yang di berikan Burung Gagak. Padahal petunjuk jalan tersebut salah.

Pangeran Raden, mulai kebingungan dengan petunjuk yang di berikan Burung Gagak. Di tengah perjalanan, ia bertemu dengan seorang Kakek tua yang sedang kelaparan. Ia segera memberikan makanan. Ternyata, Kakek tersebut adalah seorang Kakek yang sakti dan menolong Raden Inu dari Burung Gagak. Kakek memukul Burung Gagak dengan tongkatnya dan tiba-tiba burung Gagak berubah menjadi asap.

Kakek tersebut memberikan petunjuk jalan. Pangeran Raden Inu Kertapati segera menuju Desa Dadapan. Berhari-hari, ia menempuh perjalanan. Namun, di tengah perjalanan bekalnya telah habis. Ia merasa sangat kehausan . ia pun melihat sebuah Rumah dan segera menuju ke rumah tersebut. Ia berniat untuk meminta segelas air. Namun, bukannya hanya air yang ia dapatkan. Tetapi candra Kirana yang ia cari. Ia melihat tunangannya dari jendela sedang memasak.

Akhirnya, Pangeran Raden dapat menemukan Candra Kirana. Ia merasa sangat senang. Begitu pula dengan Candra Kirana yang berhasil menghilangkan kutukannya, apabila bertemu dengan tunangannya. Candra Kirana menjadi gadis cantik jelita.

Raden Inu Kertapti segera membawa Candra Kirana ke kerajaan Daha. Ia pun mengajak Nenek yang sudah menolongnya. Candra Kirana pun menjelaskan perbuatan Dewi Galu selama ini kepada Baginda Raja. Akhirnya, kejahatan Dewi Galu terbongkar.

Dewi Galuh mendapat hukuman atas perbuatannya itu. Namun, karena maerasa takut akan hukuman. ia melarikan diri ke hutan. Sementara Baginda minta maaf kepada Candra.

Akhirnya, Pangeran Raden Inu dan Candra Kirana memutuskan untuk menikah. Mereka hidup behagia.

Pesan moral dari Cerita Rakyat Indonesia Keong Mas - Dongeng Keong Mas adalah sebaik-baiknya kamu menutupi kejahatan, suatu saat akan terbongkar juga. Selalu berbuat baik dan jauhkan diri dari iri dengki maka kamu akan selamat dalam menjalani kehidupan.

References :

https://dongengceritarakyat.com/cerita-rakyat-indonesia-dongeng-keong-mas/

ENGLISH VERSION

Indonesian Folk Story Fairy Tale Golden Snail from East Java

Once Upon a time. There lived a king named Kertamarta. He led a very beautiful and majestic kingdom, the kingdom was Daha kingdom. Raja Kertamarta has two beautiful daughters, Dewi Galuh and Candra Kirana. Their live were very happy and well-off.

One day, a handsome Prince came from the Kahuripan kingdom. The prince’s name was Raden Inu Kertapati. The arrival of the Prince to the Daha kingdom was to engage one of the King's Daughters, namely Candra Kirana. Prince's arrival and intentions were welcomed by King Kertamarta. Princess Candra Kirana also accepted the engagement of Prince Raden Inu Kertapati.

Because the engagement made Dewi Galuh felt very jealous. She put her heart on Raden Inu Kertapati and felt that she was more suitable to be his fiancee. From jealous feeling, it changed into hatred. Dewi Galuh began to plan to make Candra Kirana went out from the kingdom.

One day, secretly Dewi Galuh went to meet an evil witch. She asked the Witch for help to conjure Candra Kirana became something disgusting and made Prince Raden Inu went away from Candra kirana. She also hoped that she could replace for Candra Kirana as his fiancée.

The witch agreed to Dewi Galuh's request. However, the witch could not enter the palace because it would cause a suspicion. Finally, Dewi Galuh had a strategy to slander Candra Kirana, so she was expelled from the kingdom. Candra Kirana left the kingdom with sadness. In the middle of the journey he met an evil witch and changed Candra Kirana became a Golden Snail. After successfully changed Candra Kirana, the witch immediately threw her into the river.

‘'Your curse would disappear, if you could meet your fiance Prince Raden Inu.' 'Said the Witch.

One day, a grandmother was looking for fish using a net. Finally, Golden Snail caught in the net. Shocked how beautiful the Golden snail that she got. The grandmother immediately took it went to home and stored the Golden Snail in a jar. The grandmother kept the Golden Snail well and gave her food, so she wouldn't die.

The next day, the grandmother went back to the river to find Fish. However, nothing he got. Because it's been too long but it doesn't get results. She immediately decided to go home.

When the grandmother arrived at home. She was very surprised. She saw that very good food was available on her desk. She was very surprised and wondered who had made this food.

Every day similar events continue to occur. Because she felt so curious. The grandmother decided to pretend to go to the river. Actually she want to know and peek who has made food every day.

The grandmother was very surprised. She saw the Golden Snail which he kept in a jar turned into a beautiful girl. The beautiful girl immediately prepared food on the table. Because of his curiosity, the grandmother immediately approached the beautiful girl

"Who are you a beautiful princess? And where are you from? " Asked the grandmother

The Golden Snail which changed into its original form, Candra Kirana. Very surprised to see the grandmother. Finally, Candra Kirana explained who she was. And tell the grandmother why she changed became a Golden Snail. After explaining to the Grandmother, Candra Kirana changed form to a Golden Snail again.

Meanwhile, Prince Raden Inu always looked for Princess Candra Kirana who suddenly disappeared somewhere. However, he could not get news about Candra Kirana. Prince Raden Inu found was very sure that Chandra Kirana was still alive. Because of that belief made Raden Inu didnot stop looking for princess Candra Kirana. He also promised that he would not go back to the kingdom before found his fiancé Candra Kirana.

Finally, the evil Witch knows that Prince Raden Inu was looking for Candra Kirana. She sought ways to prevent the Prince from finding Candra Kirana. She also disguised himself as a Crow.

On the way, Raden Inu was shocked by the Crow who could talk. The crow knew his purpose. The Prince who feels happy and considers the bird knew where princess Candra Kirana is. He also followed the instructions given by the Crow. Even though the directions are wrong.

Prince Raden Inu, began to be confused with the instructions given by the Crow. On the way, he met an old grandfather who was starving. He immediately gave food. Apparently, the grandfather was a grandfather who was powerful and helped Raden Inu from the Crow. Grandfather hit the Crow with his stick and suddenly the Crow turned to smoke.

The grandfather gave directions. Prince Raden Inu Kertapati immediately headed to Dadapan Village. For days, he traveled. However, in the middle of the trip the lunch has run out. He felt very thirsty. he also saw a house and immediately headed to the house. He intended to ask for a glass of water. However, not only the water he gets. But the Candra Kirana that he was looking for. He saw his fiancé from the window was cooking.

Finally, Prince Raden Inu can find Candra Kirana. He felt very happy. Likewise, Candra Kirana who managed to get rid of the curse, when met her fiancé. Candra Kiranabecame a beautiful girl.

Raden Inu Kertapti immediately brought Candra Kirana to the Daha kingdom. He also invited the grandmother who had helped him. Candra Kirana also explained the actions of princess Dewi Galu to the King. Finally, the crime of Dewi Galu was revealed.

Dewi Galuh was punished for his actions. However, because of she felt afraid of punishment. he fled to the forest. While the king apologized to Candra.

Finally, Prince Raden Inu and Candra Kirana decided to get married. They live happily.

The moral message of Indonesian Folklore Golden Snail - How smart you can cover up evil, one day it will be revealed too. Always do good and keep away from jealousy so you will be safe in living your life.

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